Stupid, are we?

A kind of remix of 'This or That?' o_o
Over here, each poster will reply to the previous (stupid) question, and respone with their own, fresh, stupid question! It's as simple as that. Oh, and try to make your answers stupid as well. As such;

Example:

Me: Why is Antarctica cold? o_o
Next: For Global Warming. o-o
Why isn't the sky black? o-o
Next v.2: Because your heart is. o.o;
Why doesn't Megan Fox make love to me? v.v;
Next v.3: Because... you have phimosis. o_o
Why are tables made of wood and not cotton? >_>
Next v.final: Because I'm the last version of the 'next' batch of posters. o-o
Why must the examples end here?

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Yeah, it's fun. o-o;;

I'll start:

Why am I a Yak? >.>

No you're not Yak. You're Kate.
o-o

That counts... Right?

Why am I in here?

why not become a stupid person?

Ryu you are here because it confuses people. Or are you really here? You may be a figment of everyone's imagination.

Why is it called cargo when it's sent by ship but shipment when it's taken by car?

because long ago, cars were ships. and ships were cars.

why do I confuse people? Why I may be a figment of everyone's imagination? Why am I not real? WHY?! WWHY!!??

Because you touch yourself at night. XD

and your question was?