King of the Mountain!

o-o Okay, the rules are simple.

All you have to do is... claim the mountain for yourself. o_o Using any means possible. o-o Even if it means killing the previous poster. o-o

Example:
Me: I'm king of the mountain!
Admin: *Uses god-mod admin powers to blow yakyak away* Now I am. >_>
Someone random: -shoots the admin- lol i claim the mountain!
Someone else: *Morphs into superman and kills someone random* I claim the mountain in the name of Kronos!
Me: *Watches everyone squabble over a fake mountain illusion* o-o I win, pink panther style.
Gay dude: *Gay-attacks the yak* o.o MY MOUNTAIN!
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... Yeah, you get the gist.
First post::~~--...

I claim the mountain ftw. o.o *Waves a British flag* owo

*bans yakyak* I claim the mountain because I can.

*Isn't banned* o-o My mountain! >.>;

*perma banns* fail. mine

*Hacks into teh site and un-bans teh permaban* o_o I claim the mountain. <.<

-uses my awesomeness and claim the mountain- o.o

uses my manboobs to claim the mountain.

Aha ! Owned !

I'm scared for life. v.v

-places bombs on the mountain and blows it up-

o-o
You just.. killed the game. o-o

I know. XD
Which means no one owns this mountain. XD

-claims another mountain-

*put more dirt on mountain and bury Etna*
mine!

-runs before buried- Why are you trying to kill Etna?

*not killing just burying etna with enough air food and water to alst a whole life*

Still my mountain as etna didn't claim it xD

-eats it all and rink it all- That was good. XD
-Chuck Norris kicks king of the mountain and claims it-

OMG teh chuck norris !
*calls forth the teletubbies to kill chuck norris*
Ours now

-summons Barney to eat the teletubbies and Ryu and I shoot Barney in the head and claim the mountain- hhehehe

*farts and put everyone on fire*
my mountain

Summons Captain Planet to put out the fire and take king away.

Mine now.

*is captain planet in real life*
mine

you cant be captain planet! Nooooooooooo~~

*unsommons captain planet*
mine xD

*is not really catpain planet so isn't unsummoned*
lol xD
mine! xD